Off To See the Groundhog?

"You better get on your hats and booties cause it's cold out there today. It's GROUNDHOG DAY!!!!"

Happy Groundhog Day to all you people who care about the small, furry rodent whose job is possibly less than desirable. And in honor of this blessed holiday that we all so indulge in, here are just a few unforgettable moments from the only movie that will ever allow weathermen to have "their day in the spotlight." (If you think about it, that's really all Groundhog Day is; A glorified day for weather reporting! So, technically speaking, Happy Weatherman Forecasting Absolutely Random Nonsense That Makes As Much Sense As A Groundhog Looking For His Shadow Day.)

10. She makes sounds like a chipmunk when she gets really excited. Well, you do!
9. NED??!!
8. For your information, Hairdo, there's a major network interested in me.
7. Because you can never have too much insurance. Am I right or am I right? Right? Right? Right?!
5. This day's never gonna end as long as that rodent keeps seeing his shadow. He's got to be stopped. And I'm the one to stop him.
4. I'll give you a forecast. It's gonna be dark and cold and it's gonna last you the rest of your life.
3. There wouldn't be any hot water TODAY!
2. Don't drive angry! Don't drive angry!
1. Are the satellites down? Is it snowing in space?

And one more....
1. Don't you have a line for emergencies or celebrities? I'm both! I'm a celebrity in an emergency!!!


OH! And just one more...
1. What if there is no tomorrow??? There wasn't one TODAY!!!!


OH! And one more.....

1. I MAKE THE WEATHER!!!
(spoken like a true weatherman that truly has a weather complex.)

Happy Groundhog Day!